Lauren Conrad Nude

I have to admit, when the alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape failed to see the light of day, and by light of day, my computer screen, I lost interest in her. Because seriously, how can you like some chick who tells you she’s going to suck your cock and when she’s in the back of your trunk already, she says she’s got sore throat and never calls you back. Okay maybe that’s just based from my experience but it’s something like that. So I didn’t pay her much attention. Then lo and behold I see Lauren Conrad in a bikini at the beach and just…damn! This chick’s got a sexy tight body.

Look at Lauren Conrad’s sweet little ass…don’t you just want to nibble on them? The more it reminds me of a seventeen-year old chick’s ass the more I want to pound it hard with my throbbing cock. See more of Lauren Conrad’s sexy and revealing pics over in this site!

If I didn’t know Lauren Conrad personally, I would think she’s just one of those blonde bimbos who’s only goal in existence is to be a blonde bimbo who whores herself infront of the paparazzi and anywhere the spotlight touches within her distance. Now since I don’t know her personally, I’m gonna go ahead and think she truly is. Not because I don’t know her, but because she really is a blonde bimbo. I hate to break it to you precious but no matter how hard you build up a ‘classy smart-woman’ persona by writing a book, it won’t work. So let me be first real person here to tell you, that you’re just wasting trees. That book will be a flop.

On the other hand, unless it has pop-up pictures of Lauren Conrad’s tits then it’s another story. Who wouldn’t want to see more than Lauren Conrad’s sideboobs, right? They look juicy as hell. I would definitely buy a book full of pictures of her tits and sideboobs. In fact, I would be the first in line in her book signing. I would ask her to sign her name on my dick with her tongue if it’s not really asking much.