Lauren Conrad’s sideboobs pics
Monday, May 3rd, 2010
If I didn’t know Lauren Conrad personally, I would think she’s just one of those blonde bimbos who’s only goal in existence is to be a blonde bimbo who whores herself infront of the paparazzi and anywhere the spotlight touches within her distance. Now since I don’t know her personally, I’m gonna go ahead and think she truly is. Not because I don’t know her, but because she really is a blonde bimbo. I hate to break it to you precious but no matter how hard you build up a ‘classy smart-woman’ persona by writing a book, it won’t work. So let me be first real person here to tell you, that you’re just wasting trees. That book will be a flop.

On the other hand, unless it has pop-up pictures of Lauren Conrad’s tits then it’s another story. Who wouldn’t want to see more than Lauren Conrad’s sideboobs, right? They look juicy as hell. I would definitely buy a book full of pictures of her tits and sideboobs. In fact, I would be the first in line in her book signing. I would ask her to sign her name on my dick with her tongue if it’s not really asking much.





